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1. (n) terminology used to express fear, exasperation and distress towards overly ripened fruit

2. (v) to live in Morrow 204 and clean Morrow 205's bathroom on a regular basis
"Cripers! I have become emotionally attached to my pears and I FEAR they will rot."
"Yo man! Jill and the rest of her suite are great at cripering! Our toilet smells like lemon and binukboot!"
cripers by Jildebeast October 19, 2004
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cripers ole 

Expression of extreme fear, annoyance or frustration
Cripers ole John, you could have blown up both of us with that dynamite

Cripers ole Tom, you must have used a level with a bubble that was stuck, when you built that house
cripers ole by Lionel_Twain September 30, 2020

cripers ole 

Expression of extreme fear, annoyance or frustration
Cripers ole John, you could have blown up both of us with that dynamite

Cripers ole Tom, you must have used a level with a bubble that was stuck, when you built that house
cripers ole by Lionel_Twain September 30, 2020

cripes almighty 

when you're super super surprised but cant say bad words because you're Coraline
Cripes almighty! How are my best trolls?!

Clit Crippers 

Clit Crippers,is the most dangerous and popular gang in discord server raptv.Its leader is Death Grips and its co leaders are zolt and blad℮℮℮℮℮℮℮℮℮℮℮℮℮℮℮℮℮℮℮℮.The gang has collabed with the second most popular gang in raptv,called mellas fellas.Their goal is to delete raptv.
Random whitename:Did you hear about "clit crippers"?
Prada:Yes,I am a member of it...
Cripesy (krIpsee) – Generally the adjective form of cripes but occasionally used as an exclamation. The word can be used to mean several things, but useage and voice inflection is important to convey the proper meaning.

1 – Someone’s bad or irritable mood.
2 – A physical irritation or unpleasantness.
3 – Something soiled or dirty.
4 – Someone whorish or diseased.
5 – Describing a less than satisfactory effort and result.
6 – Something that doesn’t go together.
7 – Unstable or poorly constructed.
8 – Poorly performing and functioning.
9 – Expressing dismay, being overwhelmed, anxious, or flustered.
10 – An exclamation of surprise.
1 - Chris needs to get laid; he has sure been cripesy lately
2 - After running ten miles yesterday, my left knee is sure cripesy.
3 - After being on the river, drinking and falling in and out of the canoe all day, my clothes and I were pretty cripesy.
4 - That girl that Jim picked up at the bar was sure cripesy…he should probably go to the clinic.
5 - That pass that I just shanked was sure cripesy. (volleyball)
6 - Bella, being pregnant, craved the cripesy combination of pickles and ice cream. Travis must have been drunk to wear black shoes with a brown belt, it was pretty cripesy.
7 - The cripesy stairs shook and wobbled as I walked down them. Drunk Chris stumbled into the wall…he was sure cripesy.
8 – The cripesy flashlight flickered off and on during the power outage.
9 - “I have to go to the gym, let the dog out, finish my homework and be at work by 7 tomorrow morning…cripesy, I’m not going out tonight.”
10 - “Cripesy, two open parking spots by the door!”
cripesy by Trloch March 19, 2008

Chipersma Technique 

A technique whereby authoritative members of a internet discussion board spam a thread in order to deflect from a currently heated and/or possibly offensive discussion. The technique deflects via topic alteration or simply confusing to the point of losing ones train of thought. Often used as a alternative or precursor to thread lock.
A thread starts getting very heated. The mods interject using the Chipersma Technique and post streams of spam unrelated to the current controversial topic.
Chipersma Technique by drgeebz November 8, 2012