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the cradler 

a sex position in which the male carries the female upside-down while having sex with her. During the intercourse the female eats the males anus. Many hardcore males run around the room or run on a treadmill while performing the cradler.
person 1: "hey man hows the gf?"
person 2: "pretty good"
person 1: "have you guys done the cradler yet?"
person 2: "no not yet but im gettin there man, im gettin there..."
the cradler by jesuitranger May 13, 2006

Mall Crawler 

A Jeep Wrangler that is never taken mudding or off-roading. Essentially only bought for looks.
"How does she keep her Jeep so clean?"
"It's a mall crawler, she never takes it anywhere but the road"
Mall Crawler by 999WRLD August 2, 2020
To have held someone in your arms gently. (Past tense)
"We had a bonding moment, I cradled you in my arms!"
Cradled by AnonymousKlance June 27, 2018

Da Vinci's Cradle 

Da Vinci's Cradle (DVC) is the sensational feeling of euphoria and ecstasy in a man's genitals that occurs during extreme falls and especially thrill rides at theme parks.
"Oh hell yes, that ride gave me extreme Da Vinci's Cradle!

"Too bad that the ladies will never experience the awesomeness of DVC."

"Dude, the DVC on that ride almost made me jizz!"

corona crawler 

A term used to describe a baby born conceived during/around when the covid pandemic occurred.
During quarantine my girlfriend got pregnant, now we’re expecting a corona crawler.
corona crawler by adaisy275 April 15, 2021

Curb crawler

a man who cruises in his vehicle looking for a streetwalker to pick up for sex
Yo, I seen that same curb crawler pass by here six times in the past half hour.
Curb crawler by hickory March 2, 2008