crackermuffin 

a hillbilly; a rural whitetrash person

"Walmart was just filled with crackermuffins last night."

crackermuffin by tgill January 9, 2013

crackermuffin 

a name you call sumone before you have your morning coffeee

godaamit shane you fuking crackermuffin l3t me drink my FUKING coffee

crackermuffin by JOshIS thE S3x October 13, 2008

crackamuffin 

The crack head version of ragamuffin. Also known as a ragamuffin who does crack.

That girl is dressed like a crackamuffin.

crackamuffin by Thereal_crackamuffin420 June 12, 2023

crackmuffin 

friend with which one does crazy things. I.E. throw frappecinos at an ex boyfriend's car.

Yo, crackmuffin, let's start some ruckus this weekend. Ya dig?

crackmuffin by laqueenasaukin May 4, 2010