cow-crunchy 

n. An old, dried cow-pie. Often used in exclamations.

Holy cow-crunchies!

cow-crunchy by Cattle March 11, 2003

Romanian cow cruncher 

When you’re interacting with an extremely thick woman and she squeezes her legs together in attempt to restrain your johnny and balls.

Watch out for those Romanian cow crunchers! Or Fricker Linda got me with Romanian cow cruncher last night.

Romanian cow cruncher by Romanian Cow Cruncher July 14, 2024