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Cougarist 

a young man who is ONLY interested in banging older women.
Omg! Can you believe Clayton is banging your Mom Linda? She's so old! What a cougarist!
Cougarist by DaMook Richman May 6, 2013
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cougarific 

Adjective. Describing a woman, hottie or milf bursting with sexual energy and having the attributes of a cougar.

A woman that is a sexy beast, well practiced in art of seduction.

Adjective. Describing an objects attributes.
Mom, that tight t-shirt looks cougarific on you!
Those gold sandals are cougarific!
cougarific by Paul David November 20, 2007

cougarific 

A woman, or any given scenario, that has exceptional cougar qualities
Those ladies running through the park are cougarific.
or
I'm beside myself on how cougarific this wine and cheese party is.
cougarific by Sean Milligan November 24, 2005

Cougaritis 

(koo ger itiss ) A term that describes a person with an infatuation with attractive older women, MILF or cougar resulting in a constant need or need or desire to be sexual around them.
I think Tom is suffering from cougaritis,he is always after the older Milf rather than the young hotties.
Cougaritis by IrisKay March 23, 2008

Cougaritis 

A condition commonly resulting from or having contact with a cougar. Said contact is usually brief yet highly contagious. Symptoms of cougaritis include but are not limited to smelling like a box of wine, that guilty feeling, moral pains including thoughts of matricide, cougar-tooth, rusted bullet-hole, bad breath, severe headache, the taste for Schlitz in a can, and death.
After getting mauled by that cougar last night, Jim had a wicked case of cougaritis well into the middle of the work week.
Cougaritis by Hank Savage February 28, 2007