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ball coining 

It's like, when you get a bunch of pennies, right, and you like, put 'em in your mouth and you get that nasty penny taste in your mouth... Wait, hold on, don't put this... put this... Nevermind, I'm just gonna keep going, I'm kinda high. And have your partner stand up and put your mouth on his balls, with the pennies in your mouth. You gotta keep trying to shoot pennies out of your mouth and try to get them on the top of the shaft with the balls in your mouth.
"If you're quite done ball coining me, all the pennies on my shaft are weighing me down. Bitch?"
ball coining by That guy's face August 31, 2006

Colining 

To take part in a colining, means to be an annoying asshole or act in a childish behavior, but in a good and or hysterical sense.
*flails around on the ground while talking about Taco Bell’s new nacho fries

“Oh no, look at Jeff over there colining as usual.”
Colining by Morgen Freemale October 24, 2018

Farmville coining 

One who utilizes websites such as Swagbucks or other Search-and-Earn websites to gain digital dollars they then redeem on Paypal giftcards they then use to add Farmville dollars and coins to their account.

www.swagbucks.com/refer/Pebble
She can afford more fuel refills on her tractor, she was Farmville coining last week. Did you see her barn, too?
Farmville coining by ButterTart February 19, 2010
The act of taking a lot of change and throwing/dropping it on the ground in a large crowd. Then, cause a commotion that causes people in the ground to help you pick up the coins while you also start randomly picking up coins.
Coining by JChentastic October 22, 2011
Traditional English game, involving coins. First played c.2004 in the Junior Common Room. The anecdote of its creation proceeds that co-founders Tom and Tom found themselves possesed of free time but without cards, dice, conversation or GameCube with which to ease its passing. This situation being clearly intractable they proceeded to devise an intricate contest of dexterity, visual accuity and judgement now known as coining. Think monkey target but on a coffee table with coins of varying sizes instead of monkies and the target drawn on with pencils. From the humble beginings of "this coin from the edge of that table onto this spot. Betcha can't! WAHEY 500 points!!!" the game grew to "we should have a restart line, overshoot divot and incrementaly splayed draw-decider". Shots at target have developed from the simple 'lay-on-the-edge-and smack' through the 'flick', 'push' and 'slide' to the dizzy heights of the 'index bowl' the 'asp' and the 'whipcrack-slide'.

A system of progressive coining is currently in developement and may debue soon. Until then, if you play this game remember. 1, only 3 coins. 2, one player is heads and the other tails (this game is for two). 3, Don't abuse the coin muppet (its not big and its not clever) hius role is a dignified position without which the game would disolve into edge disputes
TOM: "Might I join you for a spot of Coining dear fellow?"

TOM: "Be my guest, the Coining tourney is but a few sandglasses away and my whipcrack needs the practice. MUPPET!! Your services are required forthwith!!"
coining by Thomas of Bristol March 8, 2004
Have your woman (or man) hold their legs up over their head on their back and ejaculate onto their gapping asshole. Then you use your hands to make kind of a waterfall with your cum into their open mouth.
Dude, I was coining your sister last night and she gagged on it.
Coining by Da_Captain June 13, 2006