constipant 

An item that causes constipation.

Cheese is a delicious constipant.

constipant by Victoria June 7, 2003

constipant 

a stuck-up cunt

damn, Lacy Conner is a friggen constipant, I wish she'd just anorex herself to death.

constipant by animedude April 27, 2004

Wadsworth Constant 

The Wadsworth Constant is the fundamental idea that the true meaning of a video, conversation, or comment approaches importance after approximately 30% of it has been skipped over.

The above definition, for instance, has 180 characters. After applying the Wadsworth Constant, we skip over 52 characters (29%). The definition now reads,
"the true meaning of a video, conversation, or comment approaches importance after approximately 30% of it has been skipped over."

Wadsworth Constant by ShigalHammoud October 2, 2011

Karpathy Constant 

The Karpathy constant is one of the best learning rates for the popular Adam (deep neural network) optimizer. It is defined as η = 3e-4. The actual symbol for the constant is α_k.

What is the correct learning rate for adam in this case?

Just use the Karpathy constant dude

Karpathy Constant by WonderingNeuron November 23, 2017

Jens's Constant 

The result when summing all the divisors of the numbers from 1 to 9. Seems to be a fundamental constant of nature, since it occurs many times on the Internet.

Youtube Poll:
69% yes
31% yesn't
Jens's Constant, nice ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Jens's Constant by sevenfour March 2, 2021

Constipation Proclamation 

The declaration that all must eat fruit and food high in bran to help the flow of certain things coming out of the body

The president signed the constipation proclamation stating all must eat vegetables and fruits, and things high in bran

Constipation Proclamation by funkymonkey2552 November 29, 2009

vacation constipation 

Losing the ability to poop when you lose that home field advantage.

May be a result of changes in eating and drinking habits, elevation, fiber intake, stress, etc.

Vacation constipation is usually followed by a glacier dump.

I'm having a horrible case of vacation constipation...can't wait to get back home and drop a couple belt notches.

vacation constipation by nofx9019 September 6, 2010