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Bare (dosser)- most commonly 

Adjective common around the Northern England gay community. Used to describe how attractive a straight male is without attracting attention. Discreet way of hitting on a straight male to his face
Max: that guy is a bare dosser
Translation: that guy is really fit (sexual)

Ed: you are a bare dosser
Tom: I'm sorry (not registered he is being hit on)
It is used as: Bare (dosser)- most commonly but the word in bracket can be changed.

freshmanitis (commonly known as faggotitis) 

Freshmanitis:most commonly diagnosed to freshman,
this disease is caught by freshman from odd upper classmen, and is highly contagious.

Symptoms include: extremely low amounts of spirit, sitting on your ass during pep rallies, and pretty much anything else annoying including not wanting to yell or express happiness

This disease has no cure, but it eventually goes away once the person with the illness becomes a sophomore. Only the odd children are uncurable and will stay infected to then pass it on to the lower class men.

Germex is reccomended to prevent the spreading.
These chlidren tend to live lives of social isolation, mimicking the faggetry portrayed in high school, in a sad attempt to do normal things.
freshmanitis (commonly known as faggotitis)
Jim: "Dude, That pep rally sucked."
Bob: "Yeah, all because of the freshman."
Jim: "I hate them, man!"
Bob: "It's just freshmanitis. You had it too."
Jim: "...Yeah...I know"

The targeted harassment that resembles the delusions of reference commonly associated with schizophrenia is real

Hym "The targeted harassment that resembles the delusions of reference commonly associated with schizophrenia is real. Calling it out the way I did likely has something to do with the drop in the shootings. You might not like it but we all know from experience that once they start doing the weaponized schizophrenia not only do they not have to recognize your rights but also they won't stop until you murder some kids."

commonym 

A trademarked term used to identify all products of the same type, such as the word "Kleenex" used to describe any facial tissue, or "Vaseline" as a term for a competing petroleum jelly. Other commonyms include, Band-Aid, ChapStick, Popsicle, and Q-tip.

Some former trademarks have become generic terms after a long life as commonyms, such as aspirin (formerly trademarked by Bayer) and escalator (a former trademark of the Otis Elevator Company.)
If Apple doesn't protect it's trademark, iPod will become a commonym for an MP3 player.
commonym by JohnGoodman January 22, 2009

Commonymity 

a state of anonymity on the internet due to having a common name

a commonly occurring name which protects one’s privacy online
A veil of commonymity protected Susan Adams from nosey employers trying to google her.

Paul Smith was hired by the software company even after their attempt to look him up on Facebook, thanks in part to his commonymity.
Commonymity by curseofthederse December 31, 2009

CommonLit 

I rather read the damn book than commonlit
CommonLit by wheresmyevangeline December 10, 2018