coff 

In old Scots the word "coff" meant to buy, purchase, or barter (Scottish Dictionary by John Jamieson 1840)
Coff is still used in some parts of the North East of Scotland most predominantly in Dingwall and Muir-of-Ord (The Muir) usually following "gudgie" (a short stout fellow J. Jamieson, 1840) but today refers to any type of man "gudgie-coff" or just "coff"
The historical use of gudgie-coff may have referred to a fatman who was buying or purchasing something in the market towns of Dingwall and Muir of Ord but this is unproven. Nevertheless, there are certainly plenty fatmen purchasing things still today in Dingwall at the local Tesco.

"What like the day coff?"
"Not much mun"

coff by muirman February 23, 2014

coff 

Australian hip slang for coffee.

Hey man do you wanna go grab a coff?

coff by Kitschead May 30, 2009

coff 

A sly way to tell someone, fuck off. Normally used by pupils towards their teachers, or by any one towards a person of authority. Sometime followed by a pretend cough (the more sarcastic the better).

Teacher : Ben, i know you've just arrived in class but are you messing about already.
Pupil : coff.

coff by David B, Spud September 29, 2005

Coff 

Lazy/discrete/suttle way of saying FUCKOFF
The repulsive excuse for a human who is speaking to you does not even deserve to be insulted in a way that utilizes your full energy. Simply coff them. You may also cough them aswell cough cough.

-Boss: "Braden why don't you do some work and clean the store for once"
Braden: "Coff old man Rivers"

-Ben wanted to come to Nick's penthouse suite tonight, although upon not bringing the bad bitches Nick simply told him to "coff".

-"Do you have any change?" COUGH COUGH

Coff by champagneNEEK July 10, 2014

Coff 

"Coff" used in a joke/meme context as a short form faster alternative to the full word Cough.

Barry: "Hey, I heard Jane went out with Mark"

Frank: "Really I haven't heard anything, coff coff"

Coff by TheRockBell March 4, 2023

Coff a Cuppie 

The mispronunciation of "cup of coffee" when you're late for work and trying to catch the subway but the barista is too busy flirting to notice you so you scream this out in your frustration.

Hey! Can I get a coff a cuppie to go?!

Coff a Cuppie by Paul_Revere December 12, 2021

coff-o-lax 

The cup or cups of coffee that stimulate a bowel movement.

"A little backed up this morning--better quaff me some Coff-O-Lax."

coff-o-lax by JackNoxious March 14, 2022