Noun. AKA Paleto Payasa.
A person who dates a man with so many
red flags, it makes them a clown on a stick for doing so.
Naturally, the stick to this clown being courtesy of the man in question.
Named after the
Mexican marshmallow snack on a stick; Paleto Payasa.
"Ah, that stick seems to have found its clown."
"Before you
tell me more about him, let's set the vibe. Do you want me to run to
the store for some vodka and facepaint real quick? I hear some clown on a stick
aspirations coming through."