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shit clipper 

The part of the anus that allows you to clip the shit from your rectum and have it fall in the toilet, on the floor, or in your pants if you couldn't hold it.
Yo, that bitch is such a slut she can take two cocks in her shit clipper at once!
shit clipper by coke_doggy_dogg March 24, 2008

Clappery 

Having a large derrière backside, donk, or butt. When you walk it jiggles or some say claps.
Girl you real clappery!
Clappery by @GimmeMOLLYlove September 14, 2012

nail clipper

The unfortunate act of really fucking up bad without the ability to fix an error. Almost always involving an authority figure or close relationship! You are in a "nail clipper" when you have to cut your fingernails so you won't scratch your ankles while you take it in the bum for being stupid. Worse than being "fucked"!
Damn! When my boss finds out, it's going to be a nail clipper!

I am FUCKED! I just did a nail clipper!

When a really rich man gives his wife herpes after 12 years of wedlock. He's gonna get a nail clipper!
nail clipper by LayItOnYou March 20, 2007

the clippers

they were supposed to be good but blew a 3-1 lead and didn’t even make conference finals lol Paul George is bad and he has two first names
the clippers by hey buddy 111 October 5, 2020

clean clipper 

when you take a dump and then wipe with toilet paper...and find no trace of poop on the paper.
"Damn my sphincter is tight...I just had a clean clipper"
clean clipper by Kwill43 March 14, 2008

Los Angeles Clippers

(n.) The wannabe Los Angeles Lakers. They try to be Los Angeles' basketball team, but they can never past the second round of the playoffs.
Los Angeles Lakers: 16 Champions Woo!
Los Angeles Clippers: 0 Champions Woo!