clangar 

Another name for the male reproductive system. A penis, a cock, a dick, etc.

I whipped out my clangar and her mouth immediately moistened.

clangar by Zman520 April 22, 2014

Cangar 

Cangar is a synonym of itself and Cunt, Asshole and Idiot. It can only be used once in a sentence and qualifies as a verb,noun and pronoun. It can also mean everything but at the same time can mean nothing.

David: "Wow man what a Cangar, what kind of person hits kids?"
Serbey: " I know right, I've never seen such a Cangar in my life before"

Cangar by Serbey211 May 29, 2018

hif clanger 

an unexpected erection that happens whenever.

hey guys suck my hif clanger

hif clanger by hif clanger January 17, 2017

clanga

Clanga is the sound that is made by the cowbells rung by fans of the Mississippi State football fans. Also used to disparagingly describe Mississippi State football fans.

"CLANGA CLANGA CLANGA loud CLANGA CLANGA CLANGA annoying CLANGA CLANGA CLANGA CLANGA CLANGA CLANGA CLANGA CLANGA Missisippi State CLANGA CLANGA Starkville CLANGA CLANGA CLANGA CLANGA tradition CLANGA CLANGA CLANGA CLANGA cowbells CLANGA CLANGA CLANGA CLANGA CLANGA CLANGA"

clanga by The0Wiz November 13, 2013

Brass Clangers 

guts, bravado

coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, being met at the staircase by your wife, slapping her on the ass and having the brass clangers to say: "You're next."

Brass Clangers by AH-1CobraPilot February 9, 2010

clangers 

"Clangers" are two different things.

One is a 70's BBC children show where a family of Clangers lived on small moon with the soup dragon, the iron chicken and the froglets et al. When they spoke, they sounded like someone playing a swanee whistle. They ate blue string pudding.

The second definition is that one has made a mistake and "dropped a clanger". This is Cockney, not Mockney by the way.

Example one:
Auntie Clanger: WoOowowowoOwOOOowoOOwooo wooo OOoo?
Baby Clanger: OoO.
Other Clangers: OOOOoooo.

Example two:
Bloke 1: Shit.
Bloke 2: What?
Bloke 1: Forgot the whife's birthday.
Bloke 2: Dropped a right fucking clanger there, mate.

clangers by flatster January 19, 2008

Drop a clanger 

To say something innocent in an unfortunate context that causes it to become hurtful or otherwise controversial.

"These two guys are gay"
"Thanks for letting me know, it doesn't bother me but I wouldn't want to drop a clanger"

Drop a clanger by AndyTheROo November 30, 2011