chithu

Ungodly beast feared by the ancient Greeks in 1000 B.C, known to have accompanied the minotaur in raids on villages. Image closely resembles what is currently known as a troll, hideous and morbidly obese, scientists suggest that this beast is a black hole shrinking to create a black neutron star, composed of the heaviest dark matter, this type of occurrence only happens once every 100 years. It is postulated that during this occurrence the hole sucked in matter from the earth shrinking it in size also a theory of how Atlantis sunk. The Greeks have sacrificed tons of food in order to please this beast. Lately Chithu has been acting up creating the earthquake in Japan, Haiti and all other freak weather. Chithu cannot be detected, because it is composed of matter from the black hole. It can only be detected through the horrible moaning sounds that it makes. The Greeks thought moaning which heard through amplification of the caves and valleys in Atlantis, thought that this was an actual beast. But due to modern science we know better. Modern profane terms have been derived from the term Chtihu.

He just stole my cake, what a chithu!

chithu by solipsistsftw November 22, 2011

chithu

chithu is the passe compose conjugation of the french slang word, chithre. Chithre means "to act like an idiot".

Il a chithu a la maison de mon ami!
He acted like an idiot at my friend's house!

chithu by Vive_la_france July 1, 2011

Chithu

Chithu is a beautiful ancient goddess know for her kindness and wisdom.

Pray to Chithu for forgiveness, so she will forgive you.

Chithu by Thanu777 April 9, 2015

Chihuan 

A poor broke bitch. Peruvian slang.

Yo Pete, I can't even buy a Big Mac. I'm chihuan.

Chihuan by JuanVargas November 17, 2018

Chihuahua syndrome

A weaker, smaller person or country that has delusions of being big and strong and thus tries to intimidate others by barking constant threats, which usually serve little more purpose than just to annoy all those around. This behavior is often frustratingly tolerated because a violent reaction against such an obviously weaker, smaller person or country would seem immoral and inhumane. Still, sometimes you just want to kick the fucking thing across the room.

Bill's neighbor constantly argues with him over trivial things, often issuing veiled threats of violence in the process, but Bill never takes the threats seriously as Bill is twice his size and clearly in much better shape. Rather than going to jail for kicking his neighbor's ass, Bill simply chalks it up to chihuahua syndrome and tries to make the best of the unfortunate situation.

Did you hear? North Korea is threatening the United States again. Again? They have such a chihuahua syndrome.

Chihuahua syndrome by jimbobjones4949 November 23, 2013

Chihuan 

1) Person that makes a lot of money but claims that is not enough; but in reality they are a piece of dog shit that want to appear that they have not stolen money from the government in the past.

2) Poor ass cunt.

The 15K a month I make is not enough to keep up with my lifestyle. I'm Chihuan.

Chihuan by chofito November 21, 2018

chihuan 

To not have much money or enough. To be more broke than a mofo.....

Ex: I cant travel the world because I'm chihuan.....

chihuan by DHHHHH November 6, 2018