chete 

Short for 'Machete', usually used in place of 'knife', 'shank' or 'blade'.

Pronounced ch'et'te

e.g. i got the chete by the door (Jehst)

e.g. man dem brought out da chete and carved him up good

chete by Doncam October 31, 2006

Tongue-Chete 

the method of addressing (with one's tongue) excessive hair surrounding the pubic area hence inhibiting contact with the vagina. The tongue acts like a machete in the jungle.

When I pulled this chick's panties down she had a HUGE bush! "what did you do?"

Well, normally, I wouldn't have TONGUE-CHETE'd that shit, but I just fucked her instead...

Tongue-Chete by Korn-Hole-ius March 12, 2011

Meth-chete 

A male or female armed with a sharp object while on Meth with intent to cause bodily harm.

Meth-chete attack injures 2 at Spfd North Franklin homeless camp. One woman arrested. All lawn tools (especially hoes and machetes) now being considered deadly weapons! Walmart will now require proof that you live in a homeless camp before you can purchase.

Meth-chete by Marmaduke From Da LBC September 28, 2022

Diablo the Cheater 

Diablo the Cheater is a person on Youtube who plays Interdimensional Sex Simulator (Powered by a fucking Necromancer) daily.

"Honey, who is DougDoug?"
"Do you mean Diablo the Cheater?"

Diablo the Cheater by xxAmogusxx July 10, 2021

Jesus Cheater 

A publicly devout man or woman who uses their pious reputation to aid in cheating on their partners. Can be either using the excuse of church activities or "ministering" to folk as a cover for their trysts, or making ostentatious public displays of religious contrition to rehabilitate their image after being caught.

Sue: "Wow, Bob's really involved in the Church Choir."
Sam: "Involved with 3 separate women in the choir while his wife watches the kids at home is more like it - he's such a Jesus Cheater."

OR

Sally: "After much prayer, I know that God has forgiven me for my mistakes. I'll pray that he helps you open your heart to his will and find forgiveness as well."

Sally's Husband: "Don't try that Jesus Cheater shit on me! You've been fucking that douche Bob from choir - we're getting a divorce!"

Jesus Cheater by Mai Ainsel July 25, 2021

Diablo the Cheater (AKA DougDoug) 

Diablo the Cheater is a person on Youtube who plays Interdimensional Sex Simulator (Powered by a fucking Necromancer) daily.

"Honey, who is DougDoug?"
"Do you mean Diablo the Cheater (AKA DougDoug)?"
"Yeah that guy. what's he famous for again?"
"Playing Interdimensional Sex Simulator Daily."

Diablo the Cheater (AKA DougDoug) by xxAmogusxx July 10, 2021

cheebabong 

A word used to imitate an explosion.
Used widely around Mr Lee Sze Meng.

you see the Star Wars “pew pew pew, cheebabong”

cheebabong by Candiceballs January 26, 2023