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cheatham 

state of extreme belligerent drunkenness resulting in the destruction of property...probably yours
Let's get all cheathamed and break shit.

Dude, Cheatham's fucking cheathamed...lock up the goats.

Go cheatham or go home.
cheatham by Shitty Goat March 23, 2004

cheatham county 

A place where heroin is easier found than your dad.
I'm running low let's go to cheatham county.

Dewey Cheatham & Howe 

What's the difference between a lawyer and a chicken?

A chicken clucks defiance.
Dewey Cheatham & Howe by octopod January 24, 2004

cheatham-county claw 

noun

1. A bad haircut where women tease their bangs into a puffy claw-like mass.

a. the bangs are insanely huge and usually smell like Aqua Net and Marlboro Lights, although this is trending towards Newports

b. can be spotted at most pool halls, flea markets, mechanic shops, laundromats, etc.

c. wal-mart
Javier: Dude, whatever happened with you and that chick that worked at the gas station? The one with the mud-tooth.

Paco: She gave me a lot of free cigarettes hombre, but she was rocking the Cheatham-County claw so i had to diss her.

The Cody Cheatham 

The process of going up to a random person or a known person and say I love you.
Man 1: " I love you "

Man 2: " You just did The Cody Cheatham!"

Cheatham 

Ms. Positive and more extra than Ms. Starace.

Famous Quotes: " I thought you were better than this sophia"
Ms. Cheatham: *writes on board*
Students: see body shaking like a tornado.