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catsquatch

A giant cat cat who thinks they're good enough to be a sasquatch. A really big fucking loser.
I saw a catsquatch walking on the side of the road.
catsquatch by Merchiebaby May 5, 2018

David Casuares 

A kid with a bowl cut and a small penis. He suffered anal rape by his father, and his nickname is either Igor or Monkey.
Isn’t that David Casuares the retarded kid?

CatsareCool!

A underground band of cat finatics who devote there lives so they may see that one day cats will conquer the world!
Shh don't mention things about CatsareCool!
CatsareCool! by HenryandCat March 17, 2016

Csquared 

Two c's for chuby chaser, someone who dates overly large women, a person with a fettish for overweight women.
Hunter is a csquared because he went out with that large girl Leah
Csquared by AfricanCow January 26, 2011

catquake 

(Noun) When you and your cat are sitting on the couch and it does that thing where it shakes a whole bunch, causing the couch to vibrate such that it feels like an earthquake.
I totally panicked when I thought I felt an earthquake, turns out it was just a catquake.
catquake by ComebackKid989 July 7, 2017

catsareelite 

Me, the baddest baddie with the humor of a middle school boy in 2017.
You: *wearing crocs with that one pink scrunchie charm*
Catsareelite: BOIIII WHAT ARE THOSE
you: dìe in a hole bestie 😋🤞