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where the cool guys in high school get chicks knocked up and end up working as a mechanic like the fucknuts they are!
theres lots of cool kids in carnarvon, well they thught they were cool in year 10.. now they just look like overweight bogans
carnarvon by mickyblue2.0 June 16, 2011

Carnation Instant Bitch

A breakast meal that allows the person consuming it to be transformed almost instantly into a raging bitch.
Holy shit you bitch, what did you have for breakfast this morning Carnation Instant Bitch?
Carnation Instant Bitch by Debate December 24, 2007

Protein Carnation 

A crumpled wad of toilet or tissue paper containing any of a variety of sexual fluids (semen, vaginal secretions, et al) and resembling a freshly blossomed carnation.
Whenever my girlfriend and I have sex, a garden of protein carnations invariably end up at the foot of the bed.
Protein Carnation by Ocram April 27, 2003

Carnation 

the cheaper, overlooked cousin to the Rose; its colors play a large role in its meaning; also known as "the common man's rose"
"What the hell, man...I said ROSES you idiot!"
"Hey, the lady told me they were. So...they're not supposed to look like that...?"
"What do you think! Those are carnations!"
Carnation by Xelan Ikase February 16, 2013

Green Carnation 

An amazing "doom metal" band brought together in 1990 as a death metal band by tchort (Terje Vik Schei)(Emperor, Satyricon, Einherjer and Carpathian Forest) Because of his part in Emperor it disbanded. Later reunited in 1998. There album "light of day, day of darkness" is one of the most ambitious album projects of its time, if not ever.
"A vision, a call
In times before my fall
In life before I became
I dreamed I was insane"
Green Carnation by AlphaOmegaCFH December 11, 2003

carnalvore 

Carnalvores are aficianados of all things sex, such as porn, adult toys, the latest trends in technique, and sexual fashion. Carnalvores exhibit a voracious appetite for the pleasure of sex, often referred to as sex addicts.
Tristàn, being a carnalvore, wrote a book on butt sex and produced an instructional film on how to eat a pussy .
carnalvore by pushdwood September 4, 2020