1) A Squalid Hell Hole in upstate New York
2) A real life Dickens tragedy
3) A place that is unique in that it is stuck in a 50's mindset with and mid 80's drug problem
4) A soul sucking trap few ever escape from
5) The place where Susan B Anthony was tried for voting
6) A town full of crazy homeless vietnam vets....including one who washes his ass in public drinking fountains and another that beleives it is possible to telepathically
communicate with
Captain Kirk by chewing on tinfoil (NO JOKE)
7) A town that employs all the assholes kicked off of the NYPD because they don't want to pay for training
A town with NO middle class....RICH OR POOR that's it
8) The place where Wild Irish Rose is made.
9) A good place to fuck with
French Canadian tourists
French Canadian Tourist: Esquizes Mois Se vos plais....can you tell me how to get to (ANY DESTINATION)
Native Canandaiguan: Yeah, easy....se that light, go there take a left, when you get to Freshour rd, take another left and then just keep going. Can't miss it. When you think your lost...it's
right there, seriously!
French Canadian Tourist: Merci!
Native Canadaiguan: Bocu....you fucking wine slurping frog!
