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The Van Burens 

A Gang/Political Party/World Order led by the enigma "JF." JF approves their messages. JF is the being that communicates to their dearly departed idol and savior, Martin Van Buren. He is one of only two presidents to have the same amount of letters in their last name as their presedential number (Van Buren = 8, 8th president). Their opposition is Ronald Reagan, John Quincy Adams, and Andrew Jackson, the other president as stated above. The Van Burens carry around zinc knucks and are capable of unprecedented mass destruction. Their gang sign is holding up their left hand, connecting the pointer finger and thumb, and holding up their right hand normally. They are currently working on a coup d'tat in Zambia and will use this as their fulcrum to conquering Africa. Watch out, they may come to your town. They are headquartered in Rochester, NY and Indiana (India NA!).
Rochester, NY Van Buren Boys JF Illuminati

Watch out for The Van Burens. I heard they are recruiting.
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It's Just A Burning Memory 

The first song in the playlist "Everywhere At The End Of Time." It seems to be the most popular and recognizable song.
Most commonly found from: Trollge Memes, and Everywhere At The End Of Funk.
When listening for the first time, it appears to be like a slowed and slightly distorted version of "Heartaches" by Al Bowlly, when listening to this sound without context you might think very little of it. When provided context it might seem a little sad, because if you didn't know, "Everywhere At The End Of Time" is a playlist that simulates dementia.
Person 1: *Is listening to Heartaches.*
"Your kiss was such a sacred thing to me, I can't believe It's Just a Burnin' Memory!"
Person 2: "Did you know that there's a version of that song that simulates dementia?"
Person 1: "Really? My mother was diagnosed with alzheimer's a few weeks back, I guess I could listen to it."
Person 2: "The song is It's Just A Burning Memory. You'll find the playlist in a few searches after listening."
Person 1: "There's a playlist? Is it good?"
Person 2: ".........You've been warned..."

Burning Memory

A burning memory is a type of memory that is particularly strong and hard to forget. A burning memory can be both positive and negative. Usually either the highpoint or lowpoint of someone's life.
I can't forget college, it's a burning memory.
Burning Memory by vadepade October 5, 2020

burden of demascus 

Experiencing the feeling diarrhea whilst in a public place. (As heard on the hottest show on the west coast: Armstrong and Getty Radio Show)
I ate Taco Bell at the mall and had a burden of demascus while shopping at Macy's afterwards.

Nostril burner 

Someone who reeks of body odor, resulting in your nostrils "burning".
Greg: It's a nostril burner in here, someone hasn't showered in a month!
Nick: It's Matt over there in the corner, get him out of here!
Nostril burner by MatthewRulez November 30, 2013

burning bridges 

1) The act of unpleasantly and permanently ending relations with another person, or an organization.
2) To act harshly/disgracefully upon leaving a situation to ensure that you will not be welcomed back.
3) To cut off the way upon which you came from, making it impossible to return or retreat.
1) Our friendship was so broken by that point, the only way we could move on was to burn bridges between us.
2)She walked out of the store she was employed at, screaming and cursing at the management. She burned her bridges and will never be able to step back in there again.
3)In order to commit the troops to battle, the general made the difficult, and risky choice of burning bridges behind them.