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bruised fruit 

You should have seen the way Bruce burst out into tears while watching Lifetime the other day . . . that boy is a bruised fruit!

Bruised fruit 

A manky chick, a woman who has passed her sell by date, a grunter, a swamp donkey
Oh look there goes Richard David in his dungo pants, no wonder he has so much bruised fruit
Bruised fruit by Tony July 13, 2004

Bruised fruit 

A divorced (or otherwise damaged) person.
She seemed okay, but that chick was bruised fruit, man.
Bruised fruit by tmfbitu May 18, 2006

Fruit bruiser

A typically straight , alpha male type that occasionally engages in gay sex, yet afterwards , beats ups and verbally attacks gay lover to feel more manly and less homosexual.
"Jon is cool, but he's a notorious fruit bruiser ."
Fruit bruiser by Bigsh!tty June 16, 2017