brown purse 

The art of performing oral sex on a woman while she defecates (the female version of a blumpkin)

I lost a bet to my wife and now I have to give her a brown purse.

brown purse by SMcoolcrew August 9, 2011

Bloomingdale brown purse 

After a long night of hot wings, pizza and beer, take a crap in a purse (size is not important as long as it has two straps and is relatively unused)and use it as a muzzle on your mate when they least expect it. Often used to shut the yap of someone who talks too much during sex.

man, this girl was so annoying last night that I had to Bloomingdale brown purse her.

Bloomingdale brown purse by rerelax March 9, 2009

Pure brown 

A synonym for shit.

Person 1: "Tom said he gave himself a BJ last night."
Person 2: "Ignore him son; he's chatting pure brown."

I looked into the toilet bowl after the vindaloo had passed through my system and couldn't see the porcelain through the pure brown.

Pure brown by Brownian Motion October 14, 2010