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Beatimus Maximus 

the maximum amount of times you can beat off in one day.
"jeez, it's so sore Jim, I think I've achieved Beatimus Maximus"

Braticus Maximus 

A young child that is adorable, loving, and typically a delight to all. That child then transforms into the worst brat, unbearable, throws fits, and yells at parents. The child only turns into Braticus Maximus in front of parental figures and close family members but disguised as a loving child in front of other people.
Alba transformed into Braticus Maximus after hearing from her parents she had to do her school homework instead of going to her friends house to play tennis.
Braticus Maximus by Sidechain April 22, 2021

bartimus quail 

only when a person buys minimum of 40 xbox 360 games, playing each only once in offline mode, simply to achieve highest gamerscore possible may use the gamertage bartimus quail.
i pulled a bartimus quail this weekend, playing gears of war for 48 hours straight, appearing offline and getting all achievements.
bartimus quail by andrey solegub February 26, 2009

spoiledus braticus 

Me: Sounds like your niece gets special treatment.

Sara: She will end up being a spoiledus braticus.
spoiledus braticus by Jenky828 July 19, 2011

Brotimus Maximus 

Only the epicest of bro names united, worthy of only those par to a Spartan.
"Bow your heads, there ye passes a Brotimus Maximus"
Brotimus Maximus by Brotimus Maximus November 11, 2009

Braticus 

a name that insinuates a being who is rude and whining about the littest of things; usually a female who has a high squeay voice and no regard for authority.
Ugh my sister is such a Braticus!
Braticus by Rosalina Freddricks March 26, 2013