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Basten Brained 

Someone who is the result of 16 generations of inbreeding therefor lacks any form of intelligence, self awareness and Behaves in hot-headed and impulsive way.
Usually also sociopathic.
That guy just hit his teacher because he didnt pass his test, He's Basten Brained
Basten Brained by xMonkeyMonk August 31, 2021

Basten Brained 

When you have a mental short-circuit resulting in a snowball effect of increasingly delusional comments
Basten Brained victim: WTF I HAD MORE KILLS! WHY DIDN'T I WIN THIS FIGHT?
Anyone: That says nothing, you just made a bad play.
Basten Brained victim: YEAH YOU'RE TROLLING, YOU'RE RETARDED *leaves call*
Basten Brained by Bowiemtl August 31, 2021

weakly bastenson 

Some dude that has lost all his energy from waking and baking all the time.
A fellow who is known to have formerly been athletic, who after discovering the pleasures of smoking significant quantities of marijuana, could be jokingly nicknamed "Weakly Bastenson."
Braxtens are a rare thing to come by. Once you meet one don't let them go.

The are very sarcastic and outgoing but they can be serious and romantic when the moment strikes.

They do like things to be about them but they can step aside and let others have their day too.

They like sports like hockey or football.
They are good at these sports.
1. What the hell Braxten!
2. I love you Braxten!
3. I want you Braxten!
Braxten by kiki23455643 December 16, 2008
The most amazing guy in the world. They are ALWAYS there for you. And NEVER let you down. They may be stupid and crazy, but thats what makes you love them. Never let a friend named Brayten go...they are special! They have the best laugh. And make you feel like your the specialest girl in the world to him. He makes you feel like you really are beautiful, and that you really do mean something. Its hard to find them...but once you do, you never want to loose them. (:
Braytens are the best friends in the world.
Brayten by Sexica(: December 28, 2011
The opposite of brostep.

Brastep is dubstep made for girls
Yo my girl is making me go to, Adventure Club, brastep!
Brastep by Mojo<3 September 7, 2012