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When a woman gives up dating / cavorting with the opposite sex for a temporary period in an attempt to enhance her overall well-being, including her mental health and her physical appearance. As a result, she may glow or look younger from lack of frowning and crying as if she had a Botox injection.
"Ever since she went on that boytox, she's seemed so happy. Positively glowing!"

"I hit rock bottom after three failed relationships. I put myself on a boytox in order to reset my love karma."

"That boytox did wonders for her mental health."
boytox by Bollywood1977 April 6, 2013
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Botox-Mongol 

Botox-Mongol a.k.a. Vladimir Putin is a KGB bred power-hungry little man. He is 183 cm/6 ft tall (with a feather on his head) and who resembles another little man, Adolf Hitler in his actions, in fact, he is a Slavic second-rate incarnation of Hitler; Vladolf Putler.

In addition to his lust for power, Vlad is also a vain person who wants to remain in history as a great, wrinkless geopolitician, therefore his face is saturated with botox injections although he is a mere authoritarian kleptocrat in a developing country with a nuclear weapon. It should come as no surprise that he is a control freak too, according to his ex-wife, the dishes in the closet had to be in a certain order, as well as the most important tool in his agent tenure in liberated Dresden; the stapler that had to be clean in his armpit holster.

About his hobbies. Vlad has a habit of riding horses, bears or a Siberian tiger and he tends to do it without a shirt and bra.

He can be called a Mongol for good reasons. As is well known, the Mongols enslaved the Slavs for a quarter of a millennium, and for this reason the Slavic gene pool was enriched by the sophisticated inheritance of the Mongols, this flourishing period of the Mongols and the Slavs in particular is called the Golden Horde.
- "Have you noticed a change in Putin's face?"
-" Yeah, he is such a botox-Mongol nowadays."
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botoxymoron 

someone who goes under the knife in an attempt to look better/younger/faster than before, and yet emerges strangely ... not.
"Poor Melanie Griffith, she's such a botoxymoron. Bitch needs to stop with the injections before her face swells beyond all recognition and the corners of her lips meet at the back of her head."
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botox forehead

Term for obvious botox in the forehead- seen when one shows expression, only the very top of the forehead crinkles, the rest is waxy smooth and doesn't move.
Hey, honey, you missed a spot with your botox forehead- it's still moving at the top!
botox forehead by kitters February 8, 2013