box smasher 

A box is aussie slang for a vagina.

Someone who smashes boxes is someone who is very good with females and has sex with them a lot of times.

Lachlan: Are you the box smasher I've heard about?
Macca: Nah mate, I'm just the manager.

box smasher by TheRealBoxSmasher May 25, 2016

box of smashed assholes 

This is a referral to something really nasty, the term "box of smashed assholes" is usually followed by a numerical value, such as "a thousand"

My fart smelled like a box of a thousand smashed assholes.

What the fuck, this beer tastes like a box of a hundred smashed assholes.

This indian smelled like a box of smashed assholes. He was drunk and high too. And tried to borrow a dollar.

box of smashed assholes by Friedolays November 4, 2009

a box of smashed crabs 

Box of smashed crabs.

1. a particularly messy object

2. An incredibly ugly person

Jeeeeesus - She's got a face like a box of smashed crabs.

a box of smashed crabs by bumski May 27, 2006

Smashed a box of popsicles 

To be fed up with a situation

Yeah, I’ve just become very angry. I smashed a box of popsicles on Friday.

Smashed a box of popsicles by Loren SanD May 5, 2025

bogsmasher

One who smashes on bogs.

Did you see Nate last night? He totally got with that haggard wench. What a bogsmasher.

Big Vaje is a total Bogsmasher.

bogsmasher by Dr. Whodunnit April 13, 2015