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Blowcrastination 

Putting off important tasks by having your girlfriend give you endless blowjobs
Garth: "Hey man, did you get that job app done in the end?"
Lateef: "Dude, I kind of spent the whole morning blowcrastinating with Tina so never got round to it...I feel bad"
Garth: "All this blowcrastination is ruining your life!"
Blowcrastination by gregtastic June 30, 2011

borecrastination

John: "Hey man you been learning for the exam?"
Jack: "Nah man, just borecrastination"
borecrastination by MasterOfNoneV2 September 18, 2016

bowlcrastinating 

when someone is holding the pipe/bong after hitting it but not passing it along the circle due to being distracting or high.
"so then this chick was like..." Hey man stop bowlcrastinating and pass that shit.