bootystract

When a chick distracts a strong independent man or a woman with their thick bubblicious booty

Damn, She bootystracting me harddd

bootystract by ThatBlackDude420/6969 May 30, 2016

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Bootystracted

The act of being distracted because you were looking at a girl's ass.

Angelo: Oh shit dude, look at the ride passing by
Memo: What ride?
Angelo: I can't believe you got Bootystracted, the Mustang was bad ass.
Memo: You can't miss a good ass tho.

Bootystracted by angelo4chris June 1, 2016

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bootystract • Bootystracted • Boobstracted • Bootstraptopia

Boobstracted

*Having a hard time as a male to look a woman in the eyes because of her distracting front torso
*Having a hard time as a male to focus on ANYTHING because of a distracting female torso in sight

I didn't noticed the yellow car, because I was boobstracted by Caroline. Sorry, you were saying? I was totally boobstracted, apologies.

Boobstracted by GermanMuffin January 14, 2015

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Bootstraptopia

A magical place built on the fantasies and grand delusions of Conservitards and Libertardians where equal economic opportunities abound for anyone capable of working hard enough to make their wildest dreams of unlimited wealth accumulation come true.

A place where finite resources and labor market thresholds are just liberal conspiracies that interfere with success.

Typical Liberal: "Damn, it's really hard trying to make ends meet now that I've been fired for being drunk on the job, maybe I should go on unemployment, food stamps, or government assistance forever."

Conservitard/Libertardian: "Well maybe you should get off your drunk ass and come on down to Bootstraptopia and get yourself a STEM field career you lazy entitled piece of shit!"

Bootstraptopia by Dildo Tractor October 10, 2013