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muddy bookmark

When you are fucking a tramp in the ass you peel off the condom and place it in a book or magazine in their house To be discovered later.
I went to some sluts house last night and totally left a muddy bookmark in her copy of Mein Kampf.
muddy bookmark by Shithousepoet March 13, 2015

Buffalo bookmark 

wiping feces on the page of a book
Jay was mad at Dave so he took his anatomy book into the bathroom at left a Buffalo bookmark on the day's assignment.

Crappy Bookmark 

Teacher: Where did you get that bookmark
Student: In Mexico
Teacher: That's a crappy bookmark!

Macon Bookmark 

After sex, shit in any book and leave.
I fucked the librarian the last night so of course I gave her the Macon Bookmark as I left.
Macon Bookmark by 1_SHOt March 25, 2009

Bookmarking 

When a person isn't you're boyfriend or girlfriend, you aren't even dating them, but you keep coming back to them, and you're holding out for someone better.
She thought she could do better so was bookmarking the nice guy for rainy days and lonely nights.
Bookmarking by NakedElmo May 12, 2018

Dutch bookmark 

The process of touching cloth but refusing to go to the toilet untill suitable reading material has been found to read whilst doing ones business
Mike's underwear was being signed by the arse crayon, but was prolonging going to the toilet untill suitable shiterature had been aquired. Mike had given himself a dutch bookmark
Dutch bookmark by Hcnerfekaj April 23, 2009