When you have a blockage that requires grunting and straining and which, when finally released, unleashes a shitstorm which usually requires a minimum of one half of a roll of toilet paper and several industrial-strength cleaning products in its aftermath.
Boss : Why are you so late today ?
Employee : I had a bloopitty this morning. It took me some time to clean the walls and the floor, but the real bitch was the ceiling.
A person addicted to Black Ops (BlOps). They are easily spotted by their greasy hair, bloodshot eyes and constant references to n00bs and being "1337".
Children: "Daddy, why is that guy passed out in that gutter over there?"
Father: "He's a Blopaholic kids. If all of the cool kids are doing BlOps, and they offer you it, just think of this man, and just say no."
Guy: "hey, how are you?"
Friend A: "suh dude, radical, I'm feeling righteous. Wanna smoke some weed, bro?"
Friend B: "Yeah dude, fer sure."
Guy: "You guys are such bloopskis"