bloguest

Someone who visits a blog for the first time.

A: Hey, who's that cooldude_123? And that was a funny comment on your stupid post.
B: Yeah, never sighted him on my site. He must be my bloguest.

bloguest by Sighber November 8, 2007

blogestapo 

n. Tribune English, Bill Furstenau 1 A person who uses CAPTCHA to prevent hooligans from posting unsavory comments on a blog. 2 One who deletes nonoffensive, but unflattering comments.

"The blogestapo keeps preventing me from posting comments on your blog, Beez," said John.

blogestapo by cadylee January 18, 2008

Bloggestion

1)Something suggested in a blog coming true or seeming clearer after being read. (Similar to the way powers of suggestion "cure" afflictions or how having one person describe the "picture" they see in a cloud formation can cause someone else to see the same "picture").

2)A person (or persons) actually understanding (or "digesting") the theme or meaning of a blog.

"The mere bloggestion of what can happen if I didn't stop overeating made me change my lifestyle forever."

"It usually takes me a few minutes to bloggest what I read but if I read the blog again I can gain total bloggestion."

Bloggestion by mattinthemiddle (mattgarita) April 20, 2010

blogcest 

The act of hyperlinking to articles about articles about articles, most frequently between geek-oriented communities such as Slashdot and Techdirt. Frequently infuriating, especially when someone tells you to RTFA.

Person 1: "Before you comment on it, RTFA!"

Person 2: "I tried to... but the links committed blogcest..."

blogcest by tbonaz March 20, 2008

bloguette

A annoyingly long blog with no real substance and hard to read.

No thank you, I really can not stomach reading another bloguette at the moment.

bloguette by w. Patrick Gale March 29, 2009

bloggest loser 

1. To consistantly write a blog that prople neither reads nor cares about.
2. To write a blog documenting your weight loss experience. (see above definition)
3. A person who thinks they are or will be cool or famous for being a blogger.

Dude, do you really think people read that stuff?" "Is your pen-name "bloggest loser"?"

bloggest loser by 420San November 23, 2010