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blessed be 

1.A wiccan term meaning "good luck"
2.Christian equivalent of "god bless you"
blessed be by secretfreak April 18, 2009

Blessed be the fruit 

A sigh of relief after a taking a large fragrant shit
Wow, took me a lot of work to pass that huge turd, blessed be the fruit.

wanna-blessed-be 

A teenager who wants to shock their family and peers by trying to become a wiccan, but has no idea what she/he is doing. The term was popularized by the TV show "Buffy the Vampire Slayer".

Usualy a vegetarian and goes by a silly craft name. Sometimes refered to as a fluff bunny.

A mockery of the Wiccan religion.
OMG! Tina is such a wanna-blessed-be! She changed her name to Raynbow Moondoggie, bought herself a pentegram as big as her face, and has not eaten red meat in three whole days now. I hear that her parents are like totaly freak'n and threatened to call like an exorcist or something..........
wanna-blessed-be by the Voice February 10, 2004

blessed from behind 

Blessed from Behind 

When you've done it with your girl in the back door for the first time.
My wife and I finally did it through the back door. She said I was a God. Therefore, she got blessed from behind.

“Too blissed to be dissed” 

The state beyond blessed, where your life is so blissful that yuh haters can’t even diss you.
As a statement I am “Too blissed to be dissed”
Or with the use of we, you or they are too blissed to be dissed