A guy who loves fantasy baseball more than his own wife, and who has been known to cry when he gets too much sand in his vagina. Half of his friends are unemployed and the other half deal ecstasy.
Passport Control officer: Business or pleasure?
Egyptian Tourist: Bleasure!
Passport Control officer: You mean both business and pleasure?
Egyptian Tourist: Nope. Burely Bleasure, here to have fun.