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Bibliosmia

Loving that new book smell so much, and I mean so much you need a fucking word for it.
Entitled Person: I hate reading online

Victim: Why?

Entitled Person: I have Bibliosmia, so reading online takes away from the new book smell

Victim: The fuck?
Bibliosmia by DumButDumB September 24, 2022

Bibliomancy 

bib·li·o·man·cy
/ˈbiblēəˌmansē/
noun
foretelling the future by interpreting a randomly chosen passage from a book, especially the Bible.
Thanks to his knowledge of bibliomancy the priest knew how the world would end.
Bibliomancy by kaosmoker September 30, 2018

bibliomaniac 

A person who is obsessive over books. Unlike a bibliophile, and bibliomaniac does not have a defined and concise collection, but rather obsesses over having every single book possible, and gives preference to signed books or other books of value; ie. Antique books. Additionally, a bibliomaniac can and does give justification for having more than one copy of the same book.
1) Steve is a total bibliomaniac, he's always buying all these books just cause they're on sale, and gives books preference over his food budget.
2) Yomiko's house is filled to the brim with books. She's a total bibliomaniac.
3) Maggie and Michelle are true bibliomaniacs, they've got 14 copies of Jane Eyre, and 19 reasons why they should.
bibliomaniac by James_Howlett January 13, 2008

Bibliomanic 

An excessive fondness for acquiring and possessing books.
Sunny is a bibliomanic.
Bibliomanic by Anumae December 5, 2012

bibliomancy 

Bibliomancy; drug induced divination inspired by literature, romance, pontification, lust, boredom, longing, debauchery etc...
He had thick eyebrows and in a deep voice began the Bibliomancy.
bibliomancy by kubrickworship February 10, 2014

Bibliosomnia 

Falling asleep repeatedly while reading a book, Kindle, etc
While reading my novel, I suffered Bibliosomnia by continually drifting off to sleep, mid-sentence.
Bibliosomnia by Rob Wood Mill March 8, 2025