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baster party 

An semi-artificial insemination practice among some urban groups of lesbians when one of their member wants a baby.

They gather a number of their gay male friends/neighbours who all ejaculate into one cup, so paternity can't be nailed down. (the Lezzies want a baby, not a man!)

After stirring the cup's contents well, they use a turkey baster to suck it up then inject it deep into the mother-wannabe's uterus.
Tom: Well, I'm off to jack off for Lizzie's Baster Party
Rick: is that allowed with you not being gay?
Tom: hey, she doesn't know that, & this is the only way any part of me is ever getting inside her sweet pussy!
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Party Buster 

A sad or melancholy song sung in the middle of an otherwise upbeat set. A musical downer.
REM's Everybody Hurts brought the crowd to their seats; a real Party Buster.

panty blaster 

A girl who farts incredibly hard and noisily
Bernice is such a 'panty blaster'; she let-rip in the girls washrooms, and you could hear it in the canteen....
panty blaster by Pork William October 24, 2015

Panty Batter 

A ladies joyous excretions absorvbed in her knickeres.
Hey Sandra, why don't you have any knickers on
Reason is, Kevin, if I don't wear panties , they don't get crusty with dried up panty batter by the end of the night
Panty Batter by Scurlage March 9, 2025