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Chuck Bartowski 

Chuck Bartowski is a t.v. character played by Zachary Levi. He is a normal guy until he downloads government secrets into his head (the Intersect). He is the coolest nerd/spy ever.
Chuck Bartowski: Look, I'm not accusing you of anything... today. Yesterday, yes, I may have laid it on a little thick with the accusing, but I'm really sorry about that. Instead of not trusting you I should have been thanking you for saving my life and protecting the country and for making really tasty gourmet wieners.
Chuck Bartowski by delayen November 26, 2010
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dirty bukowski 

when a guy is so drunk that he passes out while fucking some skank and then wakes up the next morning with a dildo in his ass
Did you hear about James? He brought some chick home from a bar and ended up with a dirty bukowski...
dirty bukowski by Dr. Simulacra October 15, 2013

Bukowskiesque 

The state or quality of being like the beat author and poet Charles Bukowski. Essentially an interesting, low rent, heavy-drinking, blue collar, womanizing barroom philosopher.
I know this dive bar that has a bunch of Bukowskiesque characters who hang out in it.
Bukowskiesque by Boulevardier April 18, 2010

Banovski’s Straw 

When a gentleman curls his tongue to form a straw while eating out a chick, in order to extract the pussy juices.
He was thirsty so he used Banovski’s straw.
Banovski’s Straw by Uncle Ron January 13, 2020

Bajowski 

Another word for a BJ, or a blowjob. A lesser known word for someone getting their cock sucked.
Vince: Hey what's up?

John: Not much. just hanging out with my girlfriend.

Vince: Have you ever gotten a bajowski from her?

John: Yes. Got one yesterday.

Vince: Alright John!!!!
Bajowski by Ben_Sexy_Ben May 22, 2010

Charles Bukowski 

An incredibly funny, Los Angeles writer known as "the prophet of skid row." Bukowski published thousands of poems, hundreds of short stories, and six novels. His simple writing style is often imitated and centers on drinking, whores, and playing the horses. Bukowski spent many years drifing across the USA in a drunken haze, working crap jobs, fighting in bars, and living in flop houses. Later, he returned to LA, worked at the Post Office, played the horses, and started writing. He wrote the autobiographical movie "Barfly" staring Mickey Rourke and Faye Dunaway.
"...well, I wasn't quite a bum. I had a library card and I checked books in and out, large stacks of them, always taking the limit allowed..."--Charles Bukowski, The Burning of the Dream.
Charles Bukowski by Mack C January 16, 2007