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Balconey Beezies 

a group of girls who are all wifey material. Their smiles radiate like the sun, and their amazing personalities shine even when the power goes out. They have big hearts, and will love you like its Valentines Day everyday. They will make you laugh with their jokes, and not ask you to pay cover like a comedy club. They make friends with the workers at Trader Joes, and even homeless people on the streets. They are part of the 1% minority of the population who have as many friends in real life as they do on facebook. They are sweet like a chocolate bar, and very classy; they are Ferrero Rocher, not Hersheys. Delicious and a little nutty, but always appreciated. They are multi ethnic and come from different backgrounds, but they go together like fast food and heart disease. Except none of them have heart disease. Nor any other disease for that matter.
Thats a cool group of girls!
Ya, they're all Balconey beezies
Balconey Beezies by shalupa March 6, 2010

baloney ring 

She has a no-fly zone around her baloney ring.
baloney ring by chicago jones June 13, 2011

balcony kids 

Kids that hang out on the balcony (obviously), these types of kids are typically cringey, annoying, and post their "dark" thoughts on their Snapchat stories. Do not confuse balcony kids with emo people or goth people, they are a new breed. They all "date" one another, they are all each others "ex". Their version of dating is standing on the balcony and holding each other awkwardly close, murmuring "I love you so much". If you see them doing this, make bets on how soon they'll break up, it's a good way to make money. They don't always hang out on the balcony, though, if they're at your school, they may swarm a certain hallway or corridor, screaming their petty inside jokes.
"If you don't like being hated by everyone, don't hang out with the balcony kids."

"You guys are so fucking annoying! You're all just a bunch of inbred fucking balcony kids!"
balcony kids by chochelle November 21, 2017

the balcony 

(n) to stand, fully clothed, next to the one you love and put your hand down each other's trousers, thus forming "the balcony".
I couldn't wait to get Kathleen home to show her how much I love her so we made the balcony while we waited for our lift homes.
the balcony by daveaux July 4, 2014
(n) when you stand, fully clothed, next to the one you love and put a hand down each other's trousers, thus forming a balcony with your arms.
Sometimes, when Kathleen and I fallout, we make a balcony as a pacifier.
balcony by daveaux July 4, 2014

bop your baloney 

what, ya got cock blocked, you gonna go home and bop your baloney?
bop your baloney by biffula October 3, 2006