baduche 

baduche: pronounced " bah" "dootch" with an emphasis on the b in bah and the ch in ootch, as well as an infinitesimal stop at the t before the ootch. meaning: the private area around the genitals and pubic hair region. Includes the gootch or taint aka the perineal area. But more than just the privates and their periphery it is the whole idea of that area. A zone that no one wants anything bad to happen to, or even anywhere near. The mere mention or thought of can cause unpleasant feelings.

While watching a young child walk the fence she fell and possibly hurt herself. I grabbed for my own baduche area in sympathy, as if i too had been smashed in the baduche.

baduche by Jack Hill ( of no. 9 downning October 6, 2010

Jay Baruchel 

French-Canadian actor. Can speak French fluently. Was on Popular Mechanics for Kids and Undeclared. He was a cute ass geek in Fanboys, and an even cuter one as Kevin Sandusky in Tropic Thunder. Was also in Knocked Up with Jonah Hill, Seth Rogen, Jason Segel, Martin Starr, etc. Super cool in I'm Reed Fish. Played Norah's sexy bad ass ex who has amazing style in Nick and Norah's Infinite Playlist. Total cutie. Melts my hart.

<3s Montreal and hates Los Angeles, only is in LA for acting, and has the Maple Leaf tattoed on his heart.

Needless to say, he's an amazing underrated actor and is one sexy, nerdy, mother fucker.

person: did you see Jay Baruchel in Nick & Norah?
another person: YEAH!!!11!1! UNF UNF UNF!!1!

Jay Baruchel by whatdidusay June 28, 2009

Baducie 

Ba-due-see is used to describe a smell. It was also used in the movie how to be a player. The word stands for booty dick dookie and pussy

Jordan: Yo Julian that nigga Justins breath smelt like some baducie no homo.

Julian: That dudes a fag

Baducie by Velvethoops September 8, 2009

nom-de-bauchery 

Any alternative moniker taken to describe alternate behavior exhibited when someone is inebriated.

Any alternative moniker taken used during a night of partying to protect oneself from reprisals

Guy 1: Man, Brad Nails really tore it up last night!

Guy 2: Who the fuck is Brad Nails?

Guy 1: Me. I use it so the grim reaper can't kill my ass. It's my nom-de-bauchery.

nom-de-bauchery by Rogue Query August 12, 2010

Bauchery 

The opposite of 'debauchery'. Getting everyday tasks done competently and efficiently. Tasks must be achieved without wanton sexual violence and opulent depravity.

'Hey man, what you get up to today?'
'Had a really good day actually. I managed to book my flights to Bratislava, finish that new Harper Lee book, go to the garden centre and buy a new bonsai tree for Inéz after I snapped the last one using it as an anal crutch, paint the garage door and do the washing up.'
'Did you turn a virgin's soft white navel to a pool of scarlet with lashes of your cat o' nine tails?'
'No, literally not at all today'
'Nice one, sounds like you had a great day of bauchery!'

Bauchery by The Human Bauch August 12, 2015

baducey 

the post-sex smell or stain that is a combination of butt-dick-pussy

Man, wash your sheets they still smell like baducey.

baducey by buhfuhsluh February 25, 2009

Badouche 

Badouche - an individual who tries too hard to appear "cool" but fails miserablely at being even a douche.

Hey B, look at that four eyed badouche, lets egg him.

Badouche by Standardouche March 14, 2010