Saying the alphabet backwards, from Z to A. Thanks to the Captain Kangaroo show, which aired it so very, very many times, I somehow managed to memorize it & can say it in 3 Seconds flat! No kidding!

People doubt that I can say the backwards alphabet & are shocked when I accomplish it! They always ask how I can do that!

backwards alphabet by Starchylde May 21, 2016

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can of bacon

Someone who never knows what they're saying and always doing something dumb

"Why are you drinking bleach, you're such a can of bacon"

can of bacon by Bill Woods January 1, 2017

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baconeggandcheese

A New York delicacy consisting of a roll, semi-scrambled egg, american cheese, and bacon. You can get this from the corner store or bodega. It is not a "bacon, egg, and cheese" it is one word. It is primarily served with an Arizona Ice Tea.

Friend 1: Hey you want anything from the corner store?
A New Yorker: Yeah, let me get a baconeggandcheese
Friend 1: A what
A New Yorker: You know the roll, the egg, the bacon....a baconeggandcheese
Friend 1: Oh iight bet. I'll get you an Arizona, too.

baconeggandcheese by Kat9275 July 4, 2017

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backwhipping

Whenever a guy is having sex with a woman from behind while she's on a heavy flow for her period, and takes his dick out and whips her on the back with it, leaving long red streaks across her back, much like when a member of a religious organization flogs themselves as a form of self punishment.

"Andrew was fucking Deanna hard from behind, and her period was really going strong, so he pulled his dick out and gave her the backwhipping of a lifetime".

backwhipping by Evil Billionaire June 16, 2011

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