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baby blumpkin 

When a pregnant chick gives a guy oral sex while he's on the toilet taking a shit.
Though Sheena was pregnant, she still gave her husband a baby blumpkin after he had a long day.
baby blumpkin by Chainsaw217 October 6, 2012

Incest Blumpkin baby

The most disgusting, low life, waist of a person and the worst abomination in the entire world.

A baby who was conceived while a women sucked off her brother whilst he took a poop then proceeded to let him finish inside her.
Go away you nasty incest blumpkin baby!

Hot Alabama Alligator Baby Brother Blumpy Fuckhouse Pocket 

First the babay shits in the girl's pussy then as he is doing this the girl does an extroadanarily hard position to sock the little boys cock while it's crapping. Then they start rolling on the ground preferrably down a large hill.
:1st person:I Hot Alabama Alligator Baby Brother Blumpy Fuckhouse Pocket'd the shit outa that little baby yesterday.:2nd person:What.
:1st: Yeah Alligator Alabama Baby Brother Blumpkin Fuckhouse Pocket'd the shit outa that little kid.:2nd: Wtf is that? 1st Person: Well it's when (Recites defenition):2nd:I don't think we can see each other any more:1st: Your jealous.

Balumptious Baby Burger 

A Balumptious Baby Burger is a burger which can be ordered of the secret menu in ANY in and out burger place, ordering this burger will guarantee immortality and a free copy of Fortnite. The Balumptious Baby Burger can only be ordered by a obese sassy black woman heavier than 200 - 300 lbs.
Sassy black woman: Can I get the special if you know what I mean?
Cashier: Excuse me, am not sure what your talking about?
Sassy black woman: Bescuse me?, I want the Balumptious Baby Burger you fool
Cashier: *Dies from carbon dioxide poisoning*

Babylumps 

Any child adopted by the infamous Taylor LoPrimo, over the course of her unaverage and radical life.
Hey Babylumps, when did Taylor adopt you?

The Transformer Autobots, became Taylor's Babylumps years ago.
Babylumps by Arcee Prime. November 6, 2011

Babylumps 

Any child adopted by the infamous Taylor LoPrimo, over the course of her unaverage and radical life.
Hey Babylumps, when did Taylor adopt you?

The Transformer Autobots, became Taylor's Babylumps years ago.
Babylumps by Arcee Prime. July 1, 2011