axeing

when you spray someone with an axe can while they're sleeping

Yaeger exclaimed, "Go fuck yourself Tommy," after burke was axeing him all night

axeing by Poop5 September 27, 2007

Axeing

An act of filthy lust in which a woman has her legs chopped up by her partner, preferably with a fire axe or an axe of some sort.

Before you axe your girl, take her pants off. That way you won’t ruin them whilst your Axeing her.

Axeing by Musty Musk Man June 5, 2023

Annual Ageing Event 

Annual Ageing Event, is a new way of saying it's your Birthday.

This year i will celebrate my Annual Ageing Event at my local wine bar.

Annual Ageing Event by Mr.Dinoman August 12, 2022

Annual Ageing Event 

Annual Ageing Event aka Birthday

Lord Zhero's Annual Ageing Event is at the end of July. All are welcome to attend. This years theme will be
- Vintage Dinosaurs =),

Annual Ageing Event by Lord Zhero July 18, 2022

Double-Fisted Battle Axing 

The act of fisting both the anus and vagina of your sexual partner and then swinging them around like a battle axe in order to hit or attack objects/people.

Did you hear about Shaun, he tried double-fisted battle axing his girlfriend and hit a crowd of preschoolers.

Double-Fisted Battle Axing by Skee Daddy April 15, 2011

Aweing

A combination of the word AWESOME and AWE-INSPIRING. Used more commonly as an adjective in descriptions of large and grand places or things. More powerful a description that awes.

"I went to Vegas for the first time last weekend. The club-scene was aweing!"

Man 1- "Wow. The Grand Canyon is totally incredible."

Man 2- "Yea, It's totally aweing."

Aweing by Sam-I-Am September 20, 2006

axing the weasel 

Pauly Shore is the lingustic genuis who brought us "axing the weasel." It is a reference to masturbation, a violent form of masturbation. Like Pauly Shore's short-lived film career the phrase doesn't exactly make sense.

When I'm horny and angry at my penis, I pop in "Encino Man" and start axing the weasel.

axing the weasel by CSM April 23, 2005