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to become the author of.
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Authority boner
When a someone, who generally has no authority, is given authority. Thusly, resulting in an erection due to over confidence and an inflated self-worth
When the mall cop saw some kids loitering where they shouldn't be; he instantly got an authority boner at the thought of kicking them out of the mall.
Authority boner by We fixed the glitch1111 September 25, 2017
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authoritard
A boss who orders their underlings to do meaningless pointless work, that basically puts the team further from their goal than they were before the boss stepped in. They want you to work harder, not smarter...
She wants you to scan printouts of a web page so she can see them on her computer? What an authoritard...
authoritard by Obblie Gobblie March 4, 2008
respect my authoritah!
Something you say to assholes who just won't respect your authoritah.
One of Cartman's favorite expressions.
One of Cartman's favorite expressions.
respect my authoritah! by the-jerk July 22, 2007
authoritah
The pronunciation of the word "authority" most frequently employed by Cartman from the show South Park (or by others in connection with him).
"You WILL respect my authoritah!"
"Perhaps this will teach you to listen to authoritah!"
"Oh no! Nothing's worse than Cartman with authoritah!"
"Perhaps this will teach you to listen to authoritah!"
"Oh no! Nothing's worse than Cartman with authoritah!"
authoritah by Dev December 9, 2003
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authoritah by bob236892 December 11, 2018
National Defense Authorization Act
Reason the "land of the free" A.K.A., the U.S.A, will lose all meaning and could very be the REAL apocalypse in 2012. Simply put, learning the Bill of Rights in school was a waste.
In a 93-7 vote, declares the entire USA to be a "battleground" upon which U.S. military forces can operate with impunity, overriding Posse Comitatus and granting the military the unchecked power to arrest, detain, interrogate and even assassinate U.S. citizens with impunity.
In a 93-7 vote, declares the entire USA to be a "battleground" upon which U.S. military forces can operate with impunity, overriding Posse Comitatus and granting the military the unchecked power to arrest, detain, interrogate and even assassinate U.S. citizens with impunity.
CANADIAN PERSON: What's this National Defense Authorization Act I've been hearing about, ay? Something about rights?
AMERICAN PERSON: I used to stand up for my rights.....but then I took an arrow in the knee.
AMERICAN PERSON: I used to stand up for my rights.....but then I took an arrow in the knee.
National Defense Authorization Act by FreedomRider December 16, 2011