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attackment 

The attachment that comes in on suspicious (often automatically sent to the spam folder) email, it is highly likely to have a malicious virus/trojan/other software/program
Derived from a typo of attachment
Sarah: I had better not click this attackment from "Prince Jabar of Nigeria" offering me 800,000 Euros.
Matt: Yeah, I'm sure it'll infect your computer with something nasty.
attackment by nekohyphenkun July 25, 2010
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Attackment 

It's a replacement for attachment aise attachment is a soft word but when it happens it hurts as if it's an attack on your poor heart.
Attackment without a relationship always hurts
Attackment by topato-melon June 11, 2021

attachment issues 

when you have attachment issues to a partner its very difficult for you to say goodbye or goodnight because you love them so much. This is okay if the relationship is healthy, because its just because you’re in love. someone who is attached might have trouble sleeping unless their partner is there to hug them. someone who is attached might also not admit it , but its very clear to see that they are glued to their partner.
“ Kelsie has attachment issues when it comes to peter. She always needs him around “

“ Anthony is always at his boyfriend Ben’s house, those two have bad attachment issues “

attachments 

A metaphor for "balls" as coined by David Hobbs of SPEED during a Formula 1 broadcast.
(Jenson Button has just made a daring pass)

Hobbs: "Wow. Boy has some large attachments!"
attachments by Geoff AF May 8, 2010

attachment 

to bind by emotional ties, as of affection or loyalty
attachment by cristinaav May 29, 2005

Attackcent 

An accent one would have that seems to make everything one says sound hostile. Most of the time, attackcents belong to eastern Europeans, and southeast Asians.
"Nein!" exclaimed Hitler in his Attackcent
Attackcent by Manhattan2112 May 10, 2010

Upside-Down Crane Dropper With Wrecking Ball Attachment 

A sex position, invented by a future Principal and his former student, where the girl lays on a bed with her head dangling off. The guy, with penis erect, drops the crane directly into the girl's mouth. The girl then proceeds to give a sweet blow job. (This is the upside down crane dropper). The Wrecking Ball Attachment is when the guy reaches onto the girl's vagina and stimulates her. Women tend to like this move much better than the Upside-Down Crane Dropper. It's awesome.
I put my girlfriend in the Upside-Down Crane Dropper With Wrecking Ball Attachment and she loved it!