assvertise

Utilization of a billboard butt by a company or organization to sell or promote that brand or organization.

Hollister and Abercrombie are two company's that know how to assvertise. I've seen nearly a dozen of their billboard butts today.

assvertise by Frank A. Boston October 18, 2008

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a method by corporate fat cats to make people buy their products by intruding into just about every damn website motorway road and TV station to fuel their own personal greed

Hey, this can is dripping with water! BE THIRSTY!
Some celebrity eats ARSENIC BURGERS! you want to be like this CELEBRITY don't you
Wow! This supermodel likes HITTING HER HEAD AGAINST A WALL! Hmm, hitting your head against a wall may be linked to SUPERMODELS! Let's go try it! Huzzah!
Hey kids! Making your parents buy EXPENSIVE THINGS from EXPENSE CO. is COOL, because we say so! Now bug your parents into buying these things or EVERYONE WILL HATE YOU

advertisement by Potatoman December 20, 2003

false assvertising 

when the pictures of any person on any social website make that person appear extremely sexy, but they are significantly less attractive in person.

guy:"damn, this girl is sexy! look at that ass! i gotta meet this chick"

two days later...

guy: "damn, that girl was sooooo not as attractive in person. she had like, NO ASS. She was false assvertising with her pics.

false assvertising by mr.benzedrine March 27, 2009

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advertise shirts 

dumb shirts that come from holister, abercrombie, and aeropostale that people pay $200 and all they do is say the name of the company mostly bought by anorexic teens who where them to "fit in" with other preps even though they dont at all your just a follower

Justin: Hey lets go in Aeropostale!

Sean: All that place sells are advertise shirts.

Austin: Plus they all look gay

Justin: But i wanna be preppy.....

advertise shirts by GreenFloor December 15, 2010

Assvertising 

Words or advertising logos placed on the asses of female clothing.

Check out the ASSVERTISING on that ass! School names, team names, phrases, city names, etc. usually written in large letters. i.e. CHEER, PINK, SWIM, ORLANDO

Assvertising by Page Wagner October 3, 2007