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ass minutes 

Ass minutes. Noun.

A measurement of time that is considered ridiculously short.
"He gave ass minutes to complete the work!"
ass minutes by walletbro May 7, 2018

fat ass minute 

A minute that feels or seems to be taking an extended amount of time. Someone/something that is taking longer than usual.
Damn, my noodles be takin' a fat ass minute.

What Jermaine be doin' in there? He been takin' a fat ass minute!

5 minute delivery my ass, this pizza delivery is takin' a fat ass minute.
fat ass minute by Dani2yung December 10, 2014

Ass Minute

Similar to "a Minute-

Getting a good beating for one minute, usually a form of discipline in a gang" but turned violently sexual.
Keep it up, you fuck around one more time you're going to get a minute... an ass minute..⁸
Ass Minute by Blahblah68 October 26, 2025

5 Minute Ass Bitch 

Damn bro, why are you bein a 5 minute ass bitch?