ass custard

After anal love, the receiving party pulls his/her asscheeks apart and lets any ejaculate flow freely from the anus.

Matthew dared try his ass custard, and was so delighted he mixed it into pasta and had a splendid carbonara lunch.

ass custard by suedenim2410 January 2, 2012

Custard ass

when your ass is the consistency of custard

just a sloppy hole

dammmnn that lad must have a custard ass after that night

OI ya custard ass

Custard ass by BigrooNutz September 23, 2020

Custard ass

Someone who talks shit

Fuck off custard ass

Custard ass by anonymous September 14, 2020

assmustard 

1. Produced after anal sex, the substance which seeps from the anus (mostly semen and fecal matter combined) which is commonly used as a condiment.

2. The substance produced when a person used any condiment as an anal lubricant.

After a long night of fucking, Lauren wiped the assmustard off the bed sheets.

assmustard by Dirty Rodriguez, and Seymour Johnson January 14, 2007