ass crush 

When u like someone and you want to be with them but yet they piss you a lot and they're an ass

Ahhh Vincent's such an ass crush

But yet he's kinda funny

ass crush by Victoria beckon December 9, 2016

ass crash 

Crashing your truck because you were staring at a girls ass. She may have been pumping gas or jogging. You are at high risk of an ass crash near a college campus, particularly in the south.

Guy 1: hey man can you give me a ride my truck is in the shop

Guy 2: what happened

Guy 1:I got ass crashed again...

Guy 2: that'll happen

Guy 1: that'll happen (nodding in agreement)

ass crash by Thatguy87403 May 20, 2014

Crushed-Ass 

Having sex like it's going to be your last time

Ya Gregg Gerb went home with this broad from the Beer Garden and Crushed-Ass

Crushed-Ass by JEFF GERB July 20, 2007

National slap your crushes ass day 

National slap you crushes ass day.Get out there and slap some ass

Person 1: hey you know what day it is?
Person 2: its December 13 why?
Person 1: its national slap your crushes ass day.
Person 2: oh ok (slaps ass)

National slap your crushes ass day by Oakpaw December 7, 2019

crushing ass

The act of pounding out a girl from behind.

I walked in the suite and he was crushing ass with that girl from the club. I gave him a high five fixed me a sandwich and left.

crushing ass by Lewda February 27, 2008

crushing ass

Slang term for sexual intercourse; can also refer to anal intercourse, specifically.

Origin: Motion picture "Old School," as per Vince Vaughn's chatacter in an alternate locker room scene that was left on the cutting room floor.

"...now he's crushing ass at every frat mixer..."

crushing ass by talking goat June 23, 2003

National slap ur crushes ass day

You get to slap ur crushes ass

Me: *slaps crushes ass*

Crush: “why did you do that?”

Me: “I had to it’s December 5th national slap ur crushes ass day”

National slap ur crushes ass day by Imcoolright December 6, 2019