applecheese

the horrid smell that comes out of one's back end after eating any kind of cheese from Applebees
see also: fart

i can't tell what is worse last night when i had to drop a baconator or today's applecheese

applecheese by Matt Huff December 12, 2010

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Apolocheese

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1. To ask forgiveness from someone you have wronged with the aid of a pizza with a thick layer of cheese. (Other toppings can also be added)

"After we fought, I apolocheesed, and then we ate the pizza and she forgave me."

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To apologise. Legends don’t do a normal apology they do apolocheese !!!!

my.....my uh.... my apolocheese !

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When you do something so bad, so catastrophic and so terrible that a normal apology wouldn't be enough.

I fucked your girlfriend and ate your pizza, my apolocheese.
Whoops, looks like I accidentally killed you. My apolocheese.

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the yellow excriment that flows from the butt-hole while you place your head into a vagina

"i got covered in her apple cheese last night"
"babe you gotta clean up my apple cheese"

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When you are experiencing boredom beyond fixing. Go jump off a cliff.

“I’m bored. I’m going to type Applecheesemonstersandwitchwithpoopicecreamandtacos.”

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