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Angry Clown  

ANGRY CLOWN:
An irritated anus due to spicy food, beer, or other gastrointestinal/anal hyjinks. Also referred to as a "Flamous Amos"
I ate a gnarly batch of habanero hot wings that gave me the Angry Clown .
Angry Clown by EL-KABONG! September 25, 2007

Angry Clown 

During Doggystyle Sex reach over and smear her makeup, as your about to cum, jump in front of her and smash her in the face with a creme pie, cum on the back of the pie, hit her on the top of the head with a sock full of talcum powder while spraying seltzer water in her face and feverishly screaming "I'M A MAN OF MY WORD!!!" Proceed to walk out of the room squeezing a bicycle horn!
Eating at McDonald's was never the same after I gave her a "Angry Clown"

Angry Clown  

ANGRY CLOWN:
An irritated anus due to spicy food, beer, or other gastrointestinal/anal hyjinks. Also referred to as a "Flamous Amos"
I ate a gnarly batch of habanero hot wings that gave me the Angry Clown .
Angry Clown by EL-KABONG! September 26, 2007

angry clown 

Throwing confetti at a prolapsed anus while yelling "whose laughing now?".
We got pretty drunk last night. She let me do the angry clown. We broke up this morning.

angry clown 

When a man and a woman are engaged in sexual intercourse with the woman bent over. When the man nears climax, he proceeds to lift his fist high and give the woman a solid punch to the kidney. This causes the woman to tense up resulting in a tighter snatch.
Man, that skank, I gave her the old angry clown.
angry clown by angry clown March 3, 2005

Angry Clown 

Did you see what the Angry Clown tweeted this morning?
No, I can't read that horsecrap. He seems hellbent on making America ashamed again.
Angry Clown by chairboy July 11, 2016