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alt-fucker

n., also: alt-fuck
1: A person of "deviant" sexual practices or orientations, as a homosexual, bisexual, et cetera.

2: alt-fuck: The sexual partner of one of the above.
1:
-"So what are you up to?"

--"Not much, just talking to my two favourite alt-fuckers."

2:
Jodie was a very promiscuous bi, she seemed to pick up a new alt-fuck at every party.
alt-fucker by Queen of Jhovalls September 11, 2006
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A literal translation of the Dutch informal noun “mierenneuker”. The term is used to call out people on petty, infuriatingly specific or nitpicky behavior. Antfucker usually refers to people who screw people over by focusing on tiny mistakes others make, or being overly critical of small things they dislike.

The term is also used as a verb: “mierenneuken”, or “to fuck ants”
“I know I’m fucking ants at this point, but i hate how the lace on the dress is just a tiny bit too low and the sleeves are a little bit too wide.”

Jesus christ, what antfucker gave me a failing grade because I didn’t write the date on my test paper?”

“They turned down my manuscript, not because they thought I was a hack writer, but because they didn’t want to publish a book with a male main character. What kind of antfuckery is that?”
Antfucker by Cool-Guy-Senpai November 28, 2017
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Someone who is obsessed with little details; a perfectionist.
Myra Ellen is such an antfucker; she made us re-record the track until she thought it sounded perfect.
Antfucker by starfucker08 October 30, 2008

artfucker 

similar to in artfag, an artfucker is one who is very involved in art and the local art scene. unlike the word artfag, however, artfucker specifically refers to someone who is arrogant and self-indulgent in making and talking about their art and art in general.
"God, did you hear that artfucker today? She wouldn't stop talking about her own technique!"

"I know, she was terrible! And the way she wouldn't even consider another person's piece."
artfucker by deadcatz March 16, 2010
The dutch version of nitpicker, it quite literally means to fuck an ant. In dutch: miereneuker.
He goes for all the details, hes an antfucker