Two dudes hijack the plane kills all the people and yells ALLHU AKBAR when they flies into a big building.
"Wow that's a guy whit a bomb on his chest "gets blow to pieces" ALLHU AKBAR
What you say to a paper like NYT or any corporation when it finally realizes that its woke-nap wasn't real and that they have been living in Elmo's world for far too long.